Hustle Archives

10Aug

Olele

The other day, he had the audacity to falsely accuse me in front of Davie our mentor AKA Japap. Don’t even get me started on his dimples because Olele thinks that the sun rises and sets in them. Yaani boy child hatupei amani because of some collapsed facial muscles!!! Yes they are cute lakini what happened to the good old humility?

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03Aug

Opondo Suwali

Do you guys remember the 2017 IEBC radio advert? Habari njema kwa wakenya wote, kuhusu tume mpya ya uchaguzi, isiyoegemea upande wowote. Yaliyopita si ndwele tugange yajayo, kura yako ni siku zako za usoni. Chagua Kenya utakayojivunia! IEBC .....lalala IEBC.... something something. It was very catchy right? That composer must have worked hard on it. Of late this advert has been ringing in my head and I don’t know why. Honestly, I don't know what was wrong with me. Who wakes up with an IEBC advert stuck in her head? I think wachawi wapo, na wamenifanyia mambo yao. Pray for me, please.

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16Feb

Letter To My Younger Self

I know that adulting terrifies you. The thought of being responsible for your bills and lifestyle petrifies the shit out of you and because we are being honest here, I will keep it real…yeah…it will be scary. Being independent is not as cool as Neyo made it look in his Miss Independent music video. It will require you to have deep conversations with yourself about your relationship with money.

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