20Nov
16TH NOVEMBER, SENEGALESE BAE & OTHER STORIES
What is it with drummers? They are usually the first to remove their shirts during performances (of course to show off their abs in the pretense of sweating).
Hustle
06Nov
MY NEW NEIGHBOR
He walks with a woman eater’s bounce
29May
RADIO LOVE
The first time he called my name, I pretended not to hear so that he could say “Agnes” one more time.
13Mar
SHE ONLY KNEW THEM
“Pretty much Sauti Sol.”
20Feb
50TH COPY
“Agie si unajua wewe ni my dear sweerie!”
17Oct
CRAZY MONDAY
Fare haijapanda, ni wewe umesota!
