My grandma promised to introduce me to her mzungu bae Tiende Obam after the elections. Wakati umewadia! No more excuses ma’am. Tuonyeshe mtu huyo wako! Huwezi kushinda umemficha kama mihadarati. It’s been 7 years of promises now.
I am typing this article at ungodly hours courtesy of my time-wasting habits …. again! For real! Who gets home early to catwalk and dance in front of a mirror for hours knowing very well she has a blog post to type? Who then spends extra hours watching cat videos despite having a pending blog post to write? Me!
Of late, I have been forcing the Baby Ghurl lifestyle lakini wapi! Sina pesa! Sina pesa! To be honest, 2021 has been the year in which I forced a lot of issues. In fact, why don't you guys give a hearty round of applause for the one and only queen of forcing issues..... tundun tundun! Agnessssss! Opondooooo!!!
I love watching home décor and organization videos. It is really part of my self-care routine. Well.........apart from eating Wow Wow Salted Rings, drinking lemon tea, and listening to Wakadinali among others.