My very first article was published in 2017. Titled ‘The Agent,’ it was inspired by my cousin Nyangi………...and a heartbreak (guys my heart really suffered in 2017). Apparently, I fell in love with a certain guy and he broke my heart pangla! Wueh! Nililia kwi kwi kwi! Character development in this cirry!!
Somebody that I know *coughs my former neighbor Peter* just turned 30 the other day now he thinks that he qualifies to be called a mubaba. Tulia hata upate kihara kijana. Wewe bado ni mtoto! Kama unataka kunipiga niko Kawangware! Mscheww! *Iyo hata haijaingia vizuri* Mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww!
Last year a certain doctor performed a minor surgery on my hand. Sema mali safi! Sema clean wealth! Wueh! Anyway all was well until he called me 'Kiddo.' Ama kweli Stivo Simple Boy hakutupaka mafuta mgongoni mwa chupa na kutunengua viuno alipolonga "Inauma lakini itabidi uzoee."