19Oct
My Morning Routine
A lot of you have been asking (not a goddamn soul asked), “Agnes what is
Musings
05Oct
Grateful
My very first article was published in 2017. Titled ‘The Agent,’ it was inspired by my cousin Nyangi………...and a heartbreak (guys my heart really suffered in 2017). Apparently, I fell in love with a certain guy and he broke my heart pangla! Wueh! Nililia kwi kwi kwi! Character development in this cirry!!
28Sep
MY MINI HOLIDAY
Let me just say that my holiday was a blast well….. save for Cecil’s noise. Next time naandika noisemakers Cecil, Chokeeee!
21Sep
Things That I Love
I love a lot of things, for example, Wow Wow Salted Rings. Those guys should just make me their brand ambassador already #WowWowQueen.
31Aug
More Random Thoughts
Somebody that I know *coughs my former neighbor Peter* just turned 30 the other day now he thinks that he qualifies to be called a mubaba. Tulia hata upate kihara kijana. Wewe bado ni mtoto! Kama unataka kunipiga niko Kawangware! Mscheww! *Iyo hata haijaingia vizuri* Mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww!
24Aug
Random Thoughts
Last year a certain doctor performed a minor surgery on my hand. Sema mali safi! Sema clean wealth! Wueh! Anyway all was well until he called me 'Kiddo.' Ama kweli Stivo Simple Boy hakutupaka mafuta mgongoni mwa chupa na kutunengua viuno alipolonga "Inauma lakini itabidi uzoee."
