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27Jul

The One That Got AWAY

One of the key roles of being a One of the key roles of being a big sister to girls (save for annoying the sh*t out of them)) is the boy talk confidante. My sisters can tell you that I take this boy talk thingy with the seriousness it deserves. Well at least for the youngest Maryanne, because my other sister Regie is not exactly an open book. She hides her boyfriends and crushes like mihadarati. I only find out about them when they become her exes
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13Jul

Samsung J3

Most times he would share memes, gossip his wife or tell me stories of situations where he emerged a hero. That old man loved to brag. When he died, I deleted our chats because they made cry a lot. Sometimes I wish I hadn’t done so.
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15Jun

Adulting

My current fascination is the Bluetooth LED bulb that I shopped from my mother’s house a few weeks ago. Apart from the fact that it doesn’t say “Ze bluetoos dewice has been connected succesfuley!” and it is dimer than normal bulbs, it is a pretty dope invention.
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16Feb

Letter To My Younger Self

I know that adulting terrifies you. The thought of being responsible for your bills and lifestyle petrifies the shit out of you and because we are being honest here, I will keep it real…yeah…it will be scary. Being independent is not as cool as Neyo made it look in his Miss Independent music video. It will require you to have deep conversations with yourself about your relationship with money.
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19Jan

Scream

For some weird reason, I imagined that she was rocking a poorly done middle part weave that made her look like a low budget beardless Kat Williams.
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13Jan

Nothing Really

I had also missed my village crush terribly. He operates an MPESA shop at the shopping center and always allows me to withdraw money without my ID, unlike the other agents.
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